I actually went to film school, but I didnt like it. Im basically self-taught.

I am the greatest marital artist in the world.

I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. I think they are afraid of me - that's why I haven't worked with them yet. Well, I know that's the reason.

I actually went to film school, but I didnt like it. Im basically self-taught.