I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. I think they are afraid of me - that's why I haven't worked with them yet. Well, I know that's the reason.

As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, Im perfect.

I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.