There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Most modern comedy is crap.

I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look after their image.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or posing.