I donโt know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you canโt see it.
Al FrankenWhen the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
Al FrankenWhen you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
Al FrankenSome of George W. Bush's friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. 'That worked for everyone else,' God said.
Al Franken