You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
Al YankovicEver since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
Al YankovicI mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
Al Yankovic