There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.
WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.
TRUCE, n. Friendship.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.