GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
Ambrose BierceRECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
Ambrose BierceSabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
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