I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.

I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging them around my entire life, and then sometimes I marry them with different people. But seldom have I really come up with a new character. In my head it's like, "I'll pull that person out that I've been doing since sixth grade and see where they're at right now.".

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.