I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die
Most people in America think Art is a man's name.
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
People in uniform always look so great.
You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.
Some people look 40 when they're 40. People look the way they're supposed to look at any age.