Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies
The things that matter most are not things.
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.