In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust