Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve

Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

Joan Crawford is a movie star. I am an actress.

If men found out how to give birth to children they'll never propose again.

Actually, I think business women are better women at home, if you want to know the truth because you do understand what goes into a day's work out in the world, a very nerve-racking affair.

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.