If you're away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there's someone else living in it.
Bill BurrFor aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
Bill BurrLondon was like that too. It was that time of year when all the rich kids with the oil money have their cars shipped over. Some of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen - with the worst paint jobs! It was just this hilarious, disgusting display of wealth. The shamelessness of it. To be that shameless about your money when you're a guest in a country was astounding to me. But I saw the humor in it.
Bill Burr