Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
Bill HicksThat's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.
Bill HicksEver notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
Bill Hicks