People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.