Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.
Billy ConnollyI set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
Billy ConnollyI'm a huge film star... but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f--ing minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a f--ing Muppet movie.
Billy Connolly