The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.