When you get over 95, every day is your day.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.