Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.