Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!