Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.