All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.