What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
Bob SagetI just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
Bob SagetI don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
Bob SagetMy dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
Bob Saget