If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
Casey StengelI love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.
Casey StengelThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Casey Stengel