Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.