I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.
Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.
Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.
I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.