It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' It's a funeral, man!

A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.

My mom raised me to never have anything control me.

That’s the last time I let Wesley Snipes help me out with my taxes!

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.

I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.