Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
Christopher MooreNo one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
Christopher MooreYou want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.
Christopher MooreDon't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live in a place where you don't. Suffering is over-rated, don't pursue it. Ask for help when you need it, don't when you don't, and learn to recognize the difference. Don't confuse movement and progress. Be kind. Be forgiving. Pay attention.
Christopher Moore