Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common. We both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera, I'll kill you. I mean it.

Kids piercing themselves, piercing their tongues, what kind of masochism is that? Is it to show you can just take it?

You should never give up your inner self.

The innocence of childhood is like the innocence of a lot of animals.

When anybody gives you an award, it could be wrong. You’ve just got to bear that it mind and go ahead and enjoy it. Like Morgan says, it’s a pat on the back, so great you’ll take it and then move on.

Romney and Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that's what everybody needs to know.

I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me.