I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.
Colin QuinnThe mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.
Colin QuinnHumanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.
Colin QuinnItโs sad. Marxism didnโt work. Communism didnโt work. Capitalism doesnโt work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesnโt work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for whoโs our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. Thatโs great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.
Colin Quinn