I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.