It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
Conan O'BrienJohn Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
Conan O'BrienThis week Apple stores are holding free computer programming classes for children. Or as that's called in China, a job fair.
Conan O'BrienCalifornia Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid.
Conan O'BrienPresident Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd like to encourage you to do some shopping while you're here.' I think it worked because China immediately bought eight banks, two car companies, and the state of Wyoming.
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