I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.
Craig FergusonI think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
Craig FergusonYou can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
Craig FergusonFor me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.
Craig Ferguson