Do people in the Ku Klux Klan who die and come back as ghosts have to wear two sheets when attending the rally?

The best part of living in constant terror is you always have a place to live.

I used to fear living a life untouched by God, but now, for some reason I've gone back to being afraid of cement mixers.

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream.

As hipster chicks age, and their skin starts to sag, tramp stamps sink below waistbands, like the sun slipping into the sea.

There is no fast, easy shortcut for the word abbreviation.

Take away the robots and the special effects, and Star Wars is just the simple story of a group of friends planning a terrorist attack.