Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie?
I have one phobia, snakes. And by snakes I mean intimacy.
Love is like pancreatitis; it starts off slow, then builds in intensity until you become consumed and develop violent cramps.
I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
I went to high school with some wonderful people, but my entire high school experience was just waiting to leave.