If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the room when I'm telling him a joke.
Dana GouldPeople get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.
Dana GouldI'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew!
Dana Gould