I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "If you ever yell at me to "stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go" again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off."
Dane CookIt's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.
Dane CookDrive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.
Dane Cook