You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.
When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.
Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help escaping.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car... Nailed!