Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.
David LettermanI just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad.
David LettermanAre you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.
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