It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.
David LettermanI heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.
David LettermanThe European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
David LettermanKim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?
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