Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.
Demetri MartinI didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.
Demetri MartinBut what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
Demetri Martin