Like a lot of people, Iโve always enjoyed commenting on strangersโ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on peopleโs hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.
Demetri MartinSometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.
Demetri MartinI want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".
Demetri Martin