A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.
Demetri MartinI was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".
Demetri MartinI love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.
Demetri Martin