If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold, I'd have all the treasures my pockets could hold.
I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.
I love to flirt, and I've never met a man I didn't like.
People get a kick out of my stupidity.
I've copyrighted 3,000 songs.
I usually get up at 3 A.M. I don't require a lot of sleep, and if I get tired, I'll take a powernap during the day.