It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.