She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.
Eternity is a ham and two people.
ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.