Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.
Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.
High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.
Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.