Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.
The more you want something to happen, the harder it becomes.
OPTION PARALYSIS: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova.
I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
Your brain forms roughly 10,000 new cells every day, but unless they hook up to preexisting cells with strong memories, they die. Serves them right.