Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.