Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.